Teen Scream Queens
2006
I should be committed to an insane asylum right this instant. I called one of my cousins last night to inform her that I would be taking her step-daughter Jazmine and her oldest daughter Maria (ages 16 and 13) to a concert on next week.
Mario is scheduled to come to our city during the state fair and the tickets are only $5, so I thought they’d love to see him. These girls are crazy about Mario’s music and this will be their very first concert, so I want to make it a memorable one. Cool idea, huh? Well, I thought so too.
That was until I received 6 calls this morning from the mothers of Jazmine and Maria’s friends. Lawd, these girls have taken it upon themselves to invite 6 other girls to go along as well, and their mothers are calling me for permission for them to tag along. Picture this: Me and 8 screaming teenage girls at a Mario concert. Insanity!
Y’all, pray for me. I’mma need it next Tuesday night as I try to contain these young ladies while Mario becons you should let me love you to them.

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