Speed Racer
Feb 27
So I hear the Wachowski Brothers, the same men who brought you the Matrix trilogies, are planning to bring Speed Racer, based on the cartoon of the same name, to the big screen as a live action film. I also heard that the Warner Brothers film company first brought Hype Williams in to direct the film, but Hype backed out of the project in 2001. So now the Wachowski Brothers are slated to write and direct the film, which is set for release in 2008.
It should be interesting to see where they will take this film, but I have a few questions:
- I always thought that Speed was gay. Not trying to offend anyone, but it’s just what I personally think. ‘Cause check it out, Speed wears these tight ass polyester pants with white go-go boots with a kerchief around his neck. Not saying that’s gay attire, but all he needs is an eyepatch and he’d be a flaming pirate. Plus Trixie is supposed to be his girlfriend, right? How come he ain’t never kicked the rhythm to her not one time? Trixie is literally a ride or die chick. She is riding with yo ass hither and yon, day in and day out, but you never once tried to bone. Not even so much as a kiss. This is your girlfriend and you treat her like she’s a next-door-neighbor.
- Then there’s Speed’s older brother, Rex Racer, who is also known as Racer X. Is he in the Nation of Islam? He loves to wear a wear a black mask and he’s changed his last name to X.
- Finally, there’s Speed’s younger brother, Spritle, and his pet champanzee, Chim-Chim. I didn’t wanna have to be the one to tell you this, but………………those two have got to be bonin’! They can’t keep their hands off of each other. Just rollin’ around on top of each other every chance they get. I guess somebody in the family had to get laid. Mark my word, there’s some bestiality going on.
i’m dying over here. lol
Hype probably backed out because right around that time the W. Brothers were exposed… (Read: Sophia Stewart)
E Dub, Hype backed out waaay before that. The Wachowski Brothers took on the helm of writer and director for Speed Racer on last year. I guess they’re trying to redeem themselves after the Matrix scandal.
You are tooooo stoopid! lol You are right though… Speed Racer was always ambiguously gay to me too. He is Will and Trixie is Grace, attracted to the gay guy and totally oblivious to his gayness. lol
Nikki, you need help.
What a blast from the past!
Nah uhhh. NOT Will and Grace, maaaan! CTHU
I’ve thought that myself, right along with pose he strikes when he jumps out the car.
Tiki, you know I forgot all about that little Strangé pose he does when he gets out of his car. That definitely was a telltale sign.
In defense of the clothes it was the style…look at Fred from Scooby Doo…ummm, maybe that’s a bad example.
Amadeo said:
Very bad example. Fred kicks it with 2 babes, Daphne and Velma, and he still doesn’t get any ass.
Nikki you know you are just WRONG!!!! LMBO at work no less. Hilarious.
Speed was the man! I remember back back when… we’d rush home to see the greatest two hour block of kids programming in television history: “Johnny Sokko And his Flying Robot”, then “Speed Racer”, then “Star Blazers: Battleship Yamato”, and then “G-Force: Battle Of The Planets”
I don’t know if a live action Speed Racer will work. I guess with special effects these days, you can make anything (read: Transformers).
As for his sexual orientation. I don’t think riding around with a little kid and a monkey says you’re gay.
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wait for it….
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you know it’s coming…
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…IT SAYS YOU’RE MICHAEL JACKSON!!!
LOL @ Todd!