Louis Vuitton Tribute Patchwork Bag
2007
Mother’s Day is a couple of months away. Wanna do some shopping early for dear old Mom? Why not get her a purse? But Nikki, there are soooo many purses on the market today, which one shall I choose? Why the new Louis Vuitton Tribute Patchwork bag, of course.
And what, pray tell, is the price of said bag? A whopping $43,000! Are they fuckin’ serious? Who in their right mind would drop that much loot for such an ugly purse? This purse costs more than a Mercedes SLK280 Roadster.
I swear I could make one of these in a day. All I have to do is hit up my local Goodwill for scraps of leather, Walmart for the Ronco Bedazzler, Petsmart for dog chains and Omega Psi Phi for some gold spray paint to paint the dog chains for the purse strap.

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