You know, I hate to call folks out, but it must be done. It’s time for my Summer Fashion Don’ts. And if you fall into any of these categories………………stop it!

1. Don’t wear socks with thong sandals. I saw a guy yesterday who was rockin’ the thong sandals with socks. It’s okay to rock the athletic sandals with socks, but never with thong sandals.

2. Don’t wear tube tops when you have a big gut. Ladies, this must cease. Do you realize how stupid you look? You look like a rubber band on an egg. If your gut is big, a tube top is not your friend.

3. Don’t wear Timberlands in 80°+ weather. I know I said this last summer, but apparently some of you didn’t listen, so it’s worth repeating. Your feet need a break in the summer, and after walking in Timberlands all day when it’s hot as Hades outside, your feet will stink. Men, find a lighter shoe to wear in the summer. Now if you’re a construction worker or some type of maintenance worker, disregard this post. But if you call yourself lookin’ fly for no damn reason at all and are wearing Timbs this summer, especially in the South, cut it out.

4. Don’t wear excessive amounts of makeup. Again, it’s hot outside, so your pores need to breathe. Sweat will build up, which will lead to you wiping your brow and/or entire face quite often. And as a result, your makeup will run like Flo Jo. So little to no makeup is great for the summer.

5. Don’t match everything. You need to break up the monotony of things. Just because you wear an orange shirt, there’s no need to get orange socks, shoes and hat to match. Walking around looking like a Sunkist.