One Flew Over the Motorcycle Ramp
2007
If you’re not really into someone, do not continue to date that person and definitely don’t entertain the idea of sleeping with them. I have a cousin who may have bitten off more than he can chew.
He’d been dating some woman from a neighboring state. They’d been out a few times, but my cousin never told the lady that he would be seeing her exclusively. Mistake #1. They’ve even slept together on occasion. Mistake #2.
This lady has been calling him so much, that he’s had to put a block on his home phone, so now she’s blowing up his cell phone. And on Monday, she did something completely outrageous. She bought him a motorcycle. Just out of the blue, she had a motorcycle delivered to his home.
My cousin had them to take the motorcycle back and told the lady to never contact him again. Then she tried to buy him a car the very next day. *insert music from the movie Psycho* And now she’s somehow tracked down his mother’s telephone number, so she’s bugging his mom. And get this, she told his mom that she was pregnant. *gasp*
Now I find this hard to believe for 2 reasons. First of all, my cousin has a 15 year old son from a previous relationship and ever since that son was born, he made sure that he’d never have another child out of wedlock. No, you can get that thought out of your mind, he didn’t have a vasectomy. But he will go out of his way to make sure that he and his sexual partner use as many birth control products and/or methods as possible.
Secondly, when my cousin’s mom asked the lady how far along she was in her pregnancy, the lady replied, “A week.” A week? Is she serious? Yeah, she’s serious………..seriously crazy! God forbid she actually finds out where my aunt lives, because this woman will probably be posted up in her driveway on a daily basis to get her to call her son.
Look people, if you know you’re not feeling someone, let them know immediately. Don’t continue to date that person and lead them on as if there may be a relationship developing. And by all means, do not have sex with that person. You’re only asking for trouble.
I believe that you should be upfront and honest with people. Let them know from day one that you only want friendship and nothing more. This will give that person to the option to look for love elsewhere. You make the mistake when you continue to see that person on a regular, and you know there’s nothing there.
And again, don’t have sex with that person. That kind of intimacy means something more to some people. If it looks like a relationship, someone will view it as one, and that someone is not you. Then you end up with crazy motorcycle lady.

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