The Geriatric 5

Nov 27

According to reports, the Jackson 5 are possibly planning a reunion tour for 2008. What’s this like the 100th reunion tour for them? How many damn reunions are they going to have?

And aren’t they a bit long in the tooth to keep doing those moves? The last time I saw Michael on stage, his moves weren’t as fluid as they used to be. He couldn’t quite complete his spins and he had to catch his breath between Moonwalks.

No doubt, they’ll probably sell out just for the simple fact that some people wanna see them together for the last time, but that’s what they’ve said in the past, “This is the last time.” Oh, and here’s a little Jackson 5 trivia: Jermaine was once married to Randy’s ex-wife. Talk about being my brother’s keeper.

And on top of that, Mike will be 50 next year. Something tells me that the famous Moonwalk will become the Moonwalker, because he’s going to need a walker to assist him if he keeps doing these reunion tours.

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9 comments

  1. LOL!!! I know I wouldn’t go see it.

  2. They’re brothers…isn’t it a reunion at every Thanksgiving and Christmas?

    I’d rather see Chris Brown do Michael Jackson.

  3. The power of Christ compels you Nikki. I’m mad at you. CTHU!

    Can’t they just do some reality shows and leave the entertainment to the Young’uns?

  4. I had to break out laughing when I read that title. *lol*

  5. Hey Nikki,

    Even though Michael Jackson is a walking train wreck people still love to watch him.
    Jaa-mon you know what I’m taking about. LOL

  6. You know they’re broke as hell right. Michael and Jermaine especially.

    They might as well throw LaToya in the mix, cause I know she got bills.

  7. LOL@ the moonwalker! i don’t plan on seeing this one. besides jermaine need to work to pay for those kids!

  8. Thierno /

    LOL @ that “Brother’s Keeper” comment.

    A J5 reunion won’t happen b/c MJ has always been reluctant to do this (he has caved in a couple of times). But it’s an effective way of staying in the news. Furthermore, MJ doesn’t need the work, though his brothers might. People need to stop saying he is broke b/c he’s not. Rumors of his demise are always GREATLY exaggerated.

    Peace

  9. You are a hot mess!! This was too funny

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