I’ve just about had it with Robert Kelly aka R Kelly aka The Pied Piper of R&B aka Cleared of All Charges aka The Remix Killer. First he took it upon himself to remix The Dream’s Shawty Is The Shit. Alright, I’ll let that one slide because truth be told, that song wasn’t shit to begin with.
Then he did a remix of Mariah Carey’s Touch My Body. Another subpar song that I didn’t give a damn about. But now that you’ve decided to remix Raheem DeVaughn’s Customer, in the words of Bill Duke in Menace II Society, “You know you done fucked up, right?”
You say things in the song like, I got some good, good lemonade? Dude, keep the golden showers to yourself. That’s part of what got your ass in trouble in the first place. Why did you do this, A-Ruh? You took a song that was fun, sensual and tasteful, and you soiled it……..literally (Drip, drip, drip) . I don’t think that Raheem’s intent when he first released it.
Raheem had the perfect mix of a play on words describing his body and the love he has to give as food being served to a customer, and you took it upon yourself to raunch it up. Don’t get me wrong, I like a little kink. Who am I kidding? I like a lot of kink! But I like some class as well, and that’s what Raheem brought to the song. So Kels, how about you just sing your own songs and stop trying to remix other artists songs?
I didn’t realize that he remixed so many other artists songs. I’m not really a R.Kelly fan, before the incident and obviously won’t be afterward, so I was totally oblivious to his music. But he’s not going to stop Nikki. It’s all down hill from here. He’s acquitted and gotten a new lease on life. God help us all!
R-ruh is such a hot mess.
I knew he wasn’t shit when he was a low rent Aaron Hall back in his “Public Announcement” days. Just goes to show you… Black people forgive you for anything, as long as you can drop a hot remix on ‘em.
I got tired of him putting “tip us” on every damn thing, and the slow motion greasy butts in every video. And what’s so damn special about “VIP sippin’ on Petron”? Because he seems to make it a big deal. I never really was a fan of his, and for me, supporting his music was consenting to his nastiness.
I’m glad that I havent heard the remix then…smh. That’s grounds to get slapped.