Spilled to Perfection
An Open Letter to John McCain
Dear John McCain,
Since when did you become my friend? I really wish that you would stop referring to me and the rest of America as “my friends”. You don’t know us. We ain’t never kicked it together.
You think you can just throw around the term “my friends” all willy nilly and you have never even picked up the tab at a bar for me and my crew, attended one of my Christmas parties, or high-fived me at a sporting event? My bad dawg, I forgot you can’t raise your arms any further than your waist.
But the point is, you don’t know America. You are so far out of touch in even trying to get to know the middle class, which are the ones who are struggling to make it day to day in the midst of this economic crisis. So stop saying “my friends” if you can’t truly be my friend.
Sincerely yours,
Nikki
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about 1 year ago
“My bad dawg, I forgot you can’t raise your arms any further than your waist.” – LMAO!!! That was cold Nikki…
about 1 year ago
Thought it was just me with the whole ‘arms like a Raptor’ issue. I was feeling the exact same way, Nik. “You’re not my phuckin’ friend! Stop already”!
I was trying really heard to grasp why he was talking to all of them as if they were my son’s age. Like “nooooo the bad man wants to cut jobs for your mommies and daddies and raise all of our taxes on us rich bitc–…I mean YOU. we don’t want that…do we?…boys and girls? Can you say Fannie Mae? I knew thatcha could”.
about 1 year ago
LOL! this is classic. i hate that phrase too. dude you aren’t my friend….more your servant if you had your way!
about 1 year ago
you mean he isn’t joe sixpack? i’m crushed.
about 1 year ago
Nikki, you are too funny! But seriously, I feel where you’re coming from.
about 1 year ago
Amen to that!
about 1 year ago
The “my friends” phrase bothered me too. I thought it was just me. Apparently not.
Well said. Put my name on that letter too.
about 1 year ago
Word! He is SOOO NOT my friend!!!