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Tyler Perry’s Meet The Browns 04 December 2007 at 8:19 am by Nikki

What’s life without a Tyler Perry film every few months?  And why is his name in every friggin’ title?  You don’t see Spike Lee’s name in the title of his films.  We know by now it’s from your production company, Tyler.  You can chill with that.  Anyway, here’s a first look at the film, Meet The Browns, adapted from his stageplay of the same name.

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Release Date: March 21, 2008
Director: Tyler Perry
Screenwriter: Tyler Perry
Cast: Tyler Perry, Angela Bassett, David Mann, Tamela Mann, Lance Gross, Chloe Bailey, Mariana Tolbert, Rick Fox, Sofia Vergara, Irma P. Hall

Synopsis: A single mother living in inner city Chicago, Brenda has been struggling for years to make ends meet and keep her three kids off the street. But when she’s laid off with no warning, she starts losing hope for the first time – until a letter arrives announcing the death of a father she’s never met. Desperate for any kind of help, Brenda takes her family to Georgia for the funeral. But nothing could have prepared her for the Browns, her father’s fun-loving, crass Southern clan. In a small-town world full of long afternoons and country fairs, Brenda struggles to get to know the family she never knew existed…and finds a brand new romance that just might change her life.

I’m wondering if Angela Bassett and Rick Fox are love interests in this film?  Angela, I can see, but Rick Fox?  You’ve got to be kidding me?  If Angela signed on, this means that she really believes in the project.  She rarely, and I do mean rarely, makes a shitty film, except for that train wreck called A Vampire In Brooklyn. *insert dry heaves here* Maybe she can make Rick look good on screen.  I’ve seen his acting in the past and it was majorly stilted.

+ The Geriatric 5 By Nikki 27 November 2007 at 8:10 am and have 9 Comments

According to reports, the Jackson 5 are possibly planning a reunion tour for 2008. What’s this like the 100th reunion tour for them? How many damn reunions are they going to have?

And aren’t they a bit long in the tooth to keep doing those moves? The last time I saw Michael on stage, his moves weren’t as fluid as they used to be. He couldn’t quite complete his spins and he had to catch his breath between Moonwalks.

No doubt, they’ll probably sell out just for the simple fact that some people wanna see them together for the last time, but that’s what they’ve said in the past, “This is the last time.” Oh, and here’s a little Jackson 5 trivia: Jermaine was once married to Randy’s ex-wife. Talk about being my brother’s keeper.

And on top of that, Mike will be 50 next year. Something tells me that the famous Moonwalk will become the Moonwalker, because he’s going to need a walker to assist him if he keeps doing these reunion tours.

+ Barack Gets Busy By Nikki 29 October 2007 at 5:51 pm and have 11 Comments

Democratic Presidential candidate, Barack Obama, made an appearance on the Ellen DeGeneres Show today. And you all know how Ellen loves to dance. Not to be upstaged by Ellen, Barack showed that he had a little rhythm as well.

+ Christmas in Color By Nikki 28 September 2007 at 9:55 am and have 9 Comments

Who says that Black folks don’t do Christmas movies? I’ll have you know there will be 2 Christmas films on the big screen from African American directors and producers this holiday season.

First up is This Christmas.

Release Date: November 30, 2007
Distributor: Columbia Pictures
Director: Preston A. Whitmore, II
Producers: Rob Hardy & Will Packer (Rainforest Films)
Screenwriter: Preston A. Whitmore, II
Starring: Delroy Lindo, Loretta Devine, Regina King, Idris Elba, Nia Long, Mekhi Phifer, Columbus Short, Chris Brown, Laz Alonzo, Lauren London, Keith Washington, David Banner, Ricky Harris, Jessica Stroup
Trailer: This Christmas

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Synopsis: This year, Christmas with the Whitfield’s promises to be one they will never forget. All the siblings have come home for the first time in years and they’ve brought plenty of baggage with them. As the Christmas tree is trimmed and the lights are hung, secrets are revealed and family bonds are tested. As their lives converge, they join together and help each other discover the true meaning of family.

And the second film is The Perfect Holiday.

Release Date: December 14, 2007
Distributor: Yari Film Group
Director: Lance Rivera
Producers: Shakim Compere, Queen Latifah, Marvin Peart, Leifur B. Dagfinnsson, Mike Elliot, and Joe Genier
Screenwriters: Lance Rivera and Marc Calixte
Cast: Morris Chestnut, Gabrielle Union, Queen Latifah, Charlie Murphy, Terrence Howard, Faizon Love, Rachel True, Katt Williams, Jill Marie Jones, Malik Hammond, Khail Bryant, & Jeremy Gumbs

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Synopsis: This heart-warming holiday film is the story of Nancy (Gabrielle Union ), a loving single mother of three who falls for Benjamin (Morris Chestnut), a talented but struggling songwriter who is working part-time as a mall Santa. Conflicts arise when her oldest son, 10 year old John-John, convinces his younger brother and sister to join him in mischievous plots and schemes against their mother’s new boyfriend in the hopes that she will reunite with his hero - their rap-mogul father J-Jizzy (Charlie Murphy). Being narrated by Queen Latifah in a magical role of “Mother Christmas” opposite Terrence Howard, who plays a hard-to-dislike Scrooge-ish character named “Bah-Humbug”.

+ Must See TV By Nikki 24 September 2007 at 8:10 am and have 6 Comments

Every year around this time, I’m always faced with the question of what to watch on television and what to record. Well, it’s a safe bet that I’m gonna watch the return of Heroes tonight. I am such a fiend for this show. I used to think that people who attended those Star Trek and Star Wars conventions were geeks to the nth power, but I must say that I now understand why they’re so crazy about those shows and movies, because I feel the exact same way about Heroes.

I already have my Heroes t-shirt to wear and imitation katana sword to be by my side when the show airs tonight during my 8:00pm - 9:00pm hour. I do hate that Anthony Anderson’s new crime drama, K-Ville, comes on opposite Heroes, because I did like it’s season premiere last week, but my dvr will now get a workout as I record that show as well as CSI: Miami tonight. Sorry David Caruso and the gang, but the much talked about, Journeyman, will come on immediately following Heroes, so CSI:Miami, you’ve hit my dvr list this year.

And Tuesday night will be devoted to that fine ass Jimmy Smits who returns to primetime television in Cane, which deals with the external rivalries and internal power struggles of a large Cuban-American family running an immensely successful rum and sugar business in South Florida. I have a feeling that Cane will be to me as Dynasty, Dallas and Falcon Crest was to my mother. Cane comes on opposite Boston Legal, so Boston Legal fans now have to make a dvr decision. That’s one decision I don’t have to worry about, because I don’t watch Boston Legal.

But I will have to make that dvr decision on Wednesday night, because I usually watch Criminal Minds and CSI:NY, but Criminal Minds is coming on opposite the Bionic Woman. Dammit, why? I’ve grown to love the hell outta Criminal Minds, but now that Mandy Patinkin won’t be returning to head up the team on Criminal Minds this season, is this show really worth me continuing to watch?

And you guys all know that I’ve been watching the original CSI since it’s inception. I know these characters lives better than they do. So Thursday night, you know where I’ll be posted up. I’ve gotta see if the Grissom and the gang will be able to save Sarah, whose life hangs in the balance at the hands of the Miniature Killer. Well, that’s pretty much how my week for Must See TV stacks up, because on Friday, Nikki rests. I rarely watch television on Friday nights, unless it’s to catch the wrapup of the week in pop culture on VH1’s Best Week Ever.

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