One Flew Over the Motorcycle Ramp
2007
If you’re not really into someone, do not continue to date that person and definitely don’t entertain the idea of sleeping with them. I have a cousin who may have bitten off more than he can chew.
He’d been dating some woman from a neighboring state. They’d been out a few times, but my cousin never told the lady that he would be seeing her exclusively. Mistake #1. They’ve even slept together on occasion. Mistake #2.
This lady has been calling him so much, that he’s had to put a block on his home phone, so now she’s blowing up his cell phone. And on Monday, she did something completely outrageous. She bought him a motorcycle. Just out of the blue, she had a motorcycle delivered to his home.
My cousin had them to take the motorcycle back and told the lady to never contact him again. Then she tried to buy him a car the very next day. *insert music from the movie Psycho* And now she’s somehow tracked down his mother’s telephone number, so she’s bugging his mom. And get this, she told his mom that she was pregnant. *gasp*
Have you seen the Valtrex commercial? If you haven’t, let me familiarize you with it. Here’s the scenario….