Spilled to Perfection
WTF?
What the fuck?
Fast & Furious
Apr 1st

The 4th film from The Fast and The Furious series, Fast & Furious, will be released in theaters nationwide this Friday. Lemme get this straight. You’ve taken out the word The from the title twice, so what’s the meaning of that? Is that really gonna make a world of difference, by taking out one word from the title twice?
Couldn’t think of anything more original? Some big shot executive actually got paid to think of a new title, which really didn’t involve much thought process.
Mass Production
Feb 2nd
I’m sure by know all of you have heard about Nadya Suleman, the 33 year old mother of 6 that range from ages 7 – 2, who had octuplets last week. This story just keeps getting wilder and wilder.
First of all, the physician who inseminated her needs a beatdown because he or she knew that Nadya already had 6 children previously, all through in vitro fertilization.
Nadya claims that she didn’t want the eight other eggs that she had harvested to be destroyed, and since she wanted another daughter, she felt that she might as well have the eight remaining eggs artificially inseminated to up the chances for that girl. Huh?
Not only was she risking her life by having this procedure done, but the life of the unborn octuplets as well. Her mother says that Nadya was obsessed with having babies. Sounds like Nadya needs a little psychiatric help. Oh, but here’s a bit of irony. Before losing her job after becoming pregnant with the octuplets, Nadya was a psychiatric technician. Ain’t that a bitch?
Now here’s my gripe……..who is going to take care of these kids? The octuplets will need to stay in the hospital for at least 2-3 months and I heard this morning that additional medical care will run around $3 million+.
Nadya is selling her story for $2 million. Ok, that takes care of some of the medical expenses, but what about their healthcare after they leave the hospital? Oh, and did you forget that you have 6 other kids? What about the cost to raise those kids?
And not only that, it’s already hard for a lot of single mothers to even date and/or marry with one or two children. You have 14 friggin’ kids? I don’t know of too many men who will be rushing to date you. Lemme take that back, I don’t know of any. But there’s someone for everyone, or so they say.
Also, I hear that all 14 of Nadya’s children children have the same father. Is he going to step up to the plate? Again I ask, who is going to take care of these kids? *cough cough* Taxpayers *cough cough* Somebody has some explaining to do.
Nadya’s mother told CNN that once her daughter is released from the hospital, she must move out of their house. Oh yeah, I left that little tidbit out. Nadya is single and still living at home with her parents. Sounds like a bad after-school special.
Say it ain’t so, Ohio?
Oct 9th
You know, I always knew that there were some stupid people in the world, but the people in the following video clip just take the cake. This is sooooooo not a good look for Ohio.
Lazy Bastards
Aug 28th

I went to my brother’s home this morning, to sweep his driveway. My brother is serving his second tour of duty in Iraq, and my mom and I try to make his home look “lived in” while he’s overseas. We rake the yard, sweep the driveway, feed his dog, etc.
Well, as I’m sweeping the driveway this morning, the school buses were picking up kids in his neighborhood to take to school. But what I noticed was that this one bus driver stopped in front of several homes, some just two doors down from each other, and blew the horn for the kids to come out to board the bus.
Say what? You mean to tell me that the kids are not standing on the corner to catch the bus anymore? I remember when I was a kid, we had to walk a block or two in the rain, sleet or snow to catch the bus. Hell, we were like the mailman, we walked, whether we wanted to or not. Sometimes our parents dropped us off at the bus stop, but that’s neither here nor there.
I say it all the time, and I’m saying it again right now. What kind of punk ass kids are we raising that your child can’t walk a block, not even a damn block most times, to catch the bus? This is a public school bus, not a taxi cab. The bus driver should not be pulling up to your driveway and honking the horn every damn day for your child to take his or her time to board.
If you live in a rural area, then you get a pass. Otherwise, get your lazy ass kids up and make them walk to the bus stop. This adds to the reason why childhood obesity is so rampant in the USA. If the child can’t walk to the bus stop, then how do you expect them to get any exercise? And don’t get me started on the public school system eliminating PE in some schools. Lazy bastards!
Gone With The Wind
Aug 19th
You know, some people just get what they deserve. I hate saying that, but in this case, I really mean it. 26 year old Fort Lauderdale resident, Kevin Kearney, was kite surfing on yesterday as tropical storm Fay was ashore in Florida. He was slammed into a building and is now in critical condition.
Have you seen the video footage? Forrest Gump would say, “Stupid is as stupid does.” Fool, this is a damn tropical storm! What in the hell were you thinking? You can’t take on Mother Nature. She does not take kindly to those who try to defy her!