Mother’s Day is a couple of months away. Wanna do some shopping early for dear old Mom? Why not get her a purse? But Nikki, there are soooo many purses on the market today, which one shall I choose? Why the new Louis Vuitton Tribute Patchwork bag, of course.

And what, pray tell, is the price of said bag? A whopping $43,000! Are they fuckin’ serious? Who in their right mind would drop that much loot for such an ugly purse? This purse costs more than a Mercedes SLK280 Roadster.

I swear I could make one of these in a day. All I have to do is hit up my local Goodwill for scraps of leather, Walmart for the Ronco Bedazzler, Petsmart for dog chains and Omega Psi Phi for some gold spray paint to paint the dog chains for the purse strap.

Next Tuesday night, my mom and I have prime seats to see the Alvin Ailey American Dance Company perform Revelations. I am so geeked about seeing this production. This is only my second time seeing the company perform. The last piece I saw performed by the company was River.

And besides, I’ve talked about wanting to be Made into an Alvin Ailey dancer when I was younger, so do you really think I’m going to miss one of Ailey’s productions when it comes to my city? I will be there with bells on!

Did we really see what we saw at the end of tonight’s episode? As we’ve already seen previously, everything isn’t always what it seems to be. But wow, what a wild ride, huh? Anyway, let’s recap, shall we?

Isaac starts shooting at Peter because he feels that Peter is responsible for Simone’s death. Peter turned invisible and ran off. A couple of FBI agents speak to Nathan about exposing Linderman by going undercover. Peter witnessed this as he was invisible, and started to see his brother in a different light. Nathan told Peter to go to Mohinder because he was working on a cure, and would be able to help Peter out. Nathan also said that he would make an anonymous phone call telling the police about Simone’s death, leading them to Isaac.

Hiro tries to enter the Linderman casino, but is stopped by the guards, who throw him out. He asks Nathan to help him sneak in, which Nathan does. Hiro then goes to the curator of Linderman’s private museum to deliver the painting of him and the dragon. When the curator leaves to get a receipt, Hiro searches for the sword, and finds it, but is caught by the curator. The curator triggers a security alarm, and a security guard comes and knocked the curator unconscious. The guard is Ando, who had followed Hiro, and taken a job as a guard at Linderman’s casino. With the sword back in their custody, Hiro and Ando teleport out of the casino and into the future on the rooftop of the Deveux building after the nuclear explosion. The charred remains of New York are shown.

Jessica leaves a picture of Nathan on her pillow, which is found by DL, and that makes him suspicious/jealous. In the meantime, Nathan coordinates with the FBI agents who have planted a wire on him so that they can get Linderman to incriminate himself. Jessica enters their room after Nathan leaves, and kills them. She then meets up with Nathan, but by this time, Niki had taken over. She warns Nathan, and tells him that the FBI agents are dead, and that Linderman knows a lot more. She asks Nathan to knock her unconscious and take her gun so that he can kill Linderman. Nathan confronts Linderman, pointing his gun at him. Linderman tells Nathan that he knows that Nathan can fly, and about Peter, and others that are special. He also tells Nathan that he can be in the White House in two years, but all this will not be possible if Nathan kills him. Nathan lowers his gun.

Thompson questions HRG, but was unable to get any information. Behind a one-way mirror, Matt confirms that HRG was telling the truth. HRG goes home and discovers that his wife knows the truth, and he starts confiding in her. Candice comes to his house regarding another assignment. They fly to New York to see Isaac, where they find the police about to Isaac’s apartment in order to find Simone. Candice takes on the shape of Simone and fools the police, thereby saving Isaac. HRG flies back to his family in Texas. He speaks to his wife, again confiding in her, and then, it turns out that it was Candice masquerading as Mrs. Bennet. Thompson and a couple of other agents take HRG away.

Claire and the Haitian drive aimlessly until the Haitian calls someone and to get fake passports and international tickets, to leave the country with Claire. However, Claire ditches him at the airport, and leaves to find Peter Petrelli. At Peter’s apartment, Mama Petrelli opens the door and invites Claire in, telling her that she is her grandmother. The Haitian is already at the apartment.

Mohinder drugs Sylar using tea laced with curare. Mohinder reads a newspaper article stating that Zane Taylor was found dead, and hence became suspicious. Mohinder hooks Sylar to an IV of Curare, so that he is unable to use his powers. Mohinder then extracts some of Sylar’s spinal fluid. He tells him, “This is going to hurt’” and then uses it to solve the gene sequencing puzzle. He states that he would now be able to identify anyone who was special. In the meantime, unbeknownst to Mohinder, Sylar stopps the IV using telekinesis, and once the effects have worn off, frees himself.

Peter goes to Mohinder’s apartment, and doesn’t find anything. Near the wall, a drop of blood falls on him. He looks up, and sees Mohinder nailed to the roof with kitchen utensils. In an dying voice, Mohinder warns Peter about Sylar. Sylar appears and pushes Peter to the wall using telekinesis. Then he uses telekinesis to start slicing open Peter’s forehead. End of show.

Now, here’s what made me mad about all of this excitment tonight. The show won’t be back on until April 23rd. Ain’t that a bitch? We have to wait over a month for the series to come back. Talk about torture.

Its a new dawn
Its a new day
Its a new life
For me
And I’m feeling good

On last year, I talked the talk about possibly having breast reduction surgery. This year, it’s time for me to walk the walk. I am scheduled for my breast reduction surgery in 2 weeks. And as much as I love the twins, no let me take that back……as much as men love my twins, I’m going to be happy to see them shrink, so to speak.

I’m standing at 5’8, weighing 130lbs and rockin’ a double D on my left side and an F on the right side. That’s too much weight for my thin frame. My back can no longer take the strain. My breasts did not start to grow this large until the OB/Gyn that I had prior to the one that I have now, decided that she should put me on the Depo-Provera shot. Big mistake.

It fulfilled its job in terms of birth control. It also enhanced my body by filling out my hips, ass, and breasts, but it went haywire in the breast department. And that was not a good thing for me. Although I did like the voluptous look, my main concern is comfort now. I’m looking forward to dropping back down to a C-cup. I will no longer have to struggle to find the perfect sports bra to jog, and with the weather turning warmer everyday, I can rock my bikinis and not have to deal with men talking to my breasts and not to my face. I can finally retire the, “Yoo-hoo, I’m up here,” line.

So I hear the Wachowski Brothers, the same men who brought you the Matrix trilogies, are planning to bring Speed Racer, based on the cartoon of the same name, to the big screen as a live action film. I also heard that the Warner Brothers film company first brought Hype Williams in to direct the film, but Hype backed out of the project in 2001. So now the Wachowski Brothers are slated to write and direct the film, which is set for release in 2008.

It should be interesting to see where they will take this film, but I have a few questions:

• I always thought that Speed was gay. Not trying to offend anyone, but it’s just what I personally think. ‘Cause check it out, Speed wears these tight ass polyester pants with white go-go boots with a kerchief around his neck. Not saying that’s gay attire, but all he needs is an eyepatch and he’d be a flaming pirate. Plus Trixie is supposed to be his girlfriend, right? How come he ain’t never kicked the rhythm to her not one time? Trixie is literally a ride or die chick. She is riding with yo ass hither and yon, day in and day out, but you never once tried to bone. Not even so much as a kiss. This is your girlfriend and you treat her like she’s a next-door-neighbor.

• Then there’s Speed’s older brother, Rex Racer, who is also known as Racer X. Is he in the Nation of Islam? He loves to wear a wear a black mask and he’s changed his last name to X.

• Finally, there’s Speed’s younger brother, Spritle, and his pet champanzee, Chim-Chim. I didn’t wanna have to be the one to tell you this, but………………those two have got to be bonin’! They can’t keep their hands off of each other. Just rollin’ around on top of each other every chance they get. I guess somebody in the family had to get laid. Mark my word, there’s some bestiality going on.