It’s been a long time since I’ve done one of these Celebrity Look-A-Like posts. Check out these latest look-a-likes….

Finally, you know I have to always leave you with a zinger so….

On last month, the Soulrific Podcast Show website was hacked. Took a few weeks for me to clear the devastation from the hack, but now the podcast show is back! I lost almost all of my posts due to the hack, but the mp3′s are still located in my server’s archives.

Click on the Episodes link at the top of the homepage for past episodes of the Soulrific Podcast Show.  And if you’re looking for a new mix, head on over to download Episode 54!

Most Mondays you’ll find me posting a Soulrific Podcast Show mix, but not this Monday. You see, since the passing of Michael Jackson, the internet has been flooded with hundreds of thousands of MJ tribute mixes, and I must admit, I almost posted one of my own…………..that was until I heard DJ Ayres‘ Radio Rub Michael Jackson Mix from 2008. It gets no better than this!

For those of you who own the Off The Wall (Special Edition) cd, you’ll find in this mix the familiar snippet of the original demo that Michael did of Don’t Stop ‘Til You Get Enough, which blends so smoothly into the song that we know of today. I felt it’s only right to give DJ Ayres his props as well by sharing with those who may have missed it last year.

Now, I don’t have a tracklisting for this mix, but don’t let that stop you from getting your download on, because it’s a keeper! Share it with others and let’s keep the music alive.

If you’re having trouble using the player, I’ve uploaded it to Mediafire:  Michael Jackson Mix

Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 53:47 — 49.3MB)

I woke up around 4am this morning by the strangest sound I’d ever heard in my life.  What I thought had happened was that someone had left a crying baby on my doorstep.

As I listened from my bedroom window, the cries got eerier and were getting louder.  Afraid that the baby may be harmed, I put on my robe and slippers, grabbed my gun (hey, I didn’t know who the hell was out there at that time of the morning), and walked outside to find out where the wailing was coming from.

Turns out it was not a baby, but a stray cat in heat.  Good Lord, that cat sounded like a baby crying.  After shooing the cat away, I could not get back to sleep because I kept hearing that mournful wail in my head.

Your girl almost died at a Mother’s Day BBQ.  Lemme tell you how it happened…….

I love spicy foods, even though I know that they’re not good for me, because I tend to suffer from acid reflux.  So what do I do?  I eat spicy foods anyway.  And living down South, that’s kinda hard to escape because that’s part of the beauty of Southern cooking, the use of spices.

So I’m attending a BBQ on Mother’s Day and I’m dining on BBQ ribs, jambalaya, crawfish and corn on the cob which has been boiled in crawfish boil.  And what do I wash it all down with?  Well, margaritas of course.  This a recipe for death!

After ingesting all of those spicy foods, combined with the tequila in the margarita, my fuckin’ heart stopped!  I kid you not.  I blacked out momentarily and had an out of body experience.  I was screaming, but no words were coming out.  My friends were running to help me and everyone was panicking because I was panicking.

Luckily, most of my friends are nurses and one of them had sense enough to ask for glasses of milk for me to drink to coat my insides.  But there was no regular milk on hand at the BBQ.  The moms at the BBQ were able to scrap up Similac in their baby bags, so I had to down glasses (or shall I say bottles) of Simlac until I could get my bearings.

Thank God for Mothers!  They came to my rescue and the Similac was a lifesaver.  And for the record, Similac is nastier than a mofo.  Babies must have awful tastebuds.