So over the weekend, the news media outlets reported that deceased television pitchman, Billy Mays, had cocaine in his system, as well as various prescription medications, according to the toxicology report performed after his death.  You know what?  That explains a lot.

All this time I was thinking that dude was really enthusiastic about Orange Glo and Oxy-Clean, because he was screaming at the top of his damn lungs, when all the while he was hyped up on coke.  Sham-fucking-wow!