I’ve just about had it with Robert Kelly aka R Kelly aka The Pied Piper of R&B aka Cleared of All Charges aka The Remix Killer.  First he took it upon himself to remix The Dream’s Shawty Is The Shit.  Alright, I’ll let that one slide because truth be told, that song wasn’t shit to begin with.

Then he did a remix of Mariah Carey’s Touch My Body.  Another subpar song that I didn’t give a damn about.  But now that you’ve decided to remix Raheem DeVaughn’s Customer, in the words of Bill Duke in Menace II Society, “You know you done fucked up, right?”

You say things in the song like, I got some good, good lemonade?  Dude, keep the golden showers to yourself.  That’s part of what got your ass in trouble in the first place.  Why did you do this, A-Ruh?  You took a song that was fun, sensual and tasteful, and you soiled it……..literally (Drip, drip, drip) .  I don’t think that Raheem’s intent when he first released it.

Raheem had the perfect mix of a play on words describing his body and the love he has to give as food being served to a customer, and you took it upon yourself to raunch it up.  Don’t get me wrong, I like a little kink.  Who am I kidding?  I like a lot of kink!  But I like some class as well, and that’s what Raheem brought to the song.  So Kels, how about you just sing your own songs and stop trying to remix other artists songs?

I’d been watching America’s Bext Dance Crew on MTV and felt inspired to do lil’ sumthin’ sumthin’ for all of the pop-lockers, breakers and freestyle dancers out there. So let’s get it going with the old school Electro-Hop edition of the Monday Morning Mixdown.

Oh, and if for any reason you’re unable to download my podcasts from my website or iTunes, check me out at Podcast Alley.

Tracklisting

1. Supersonic - JJ Fad
2. Push It - Salt-N-Pepa
3. Shake Whatcha Mama Gave Ya - Poison Clan
4. Electric Kingdom - Twilight 22
5. Play At Your Own Risk - Planet Patrol
6. Pack Jam - The Jonzun Crew
7. The Roof Is On Fire - Rock Master Scott & The Dynamic Three
8. The Dream Team Is In The House - L.A. Dream Team
9. Tour de France - Kraftwerk
10. Rock The Planet - The Megatrons
11. Rockberry Jam - L.A. Dream Team
12. White Horse - Laid Back
13. Don’t Stop The Rock - Freestyle
14. Looking For The Perfect Beat - Afrika Bambaataa & The Soul Sonic Force

My entry to the Cupid’s Hunt project. Enjoy!

Tracklisting

1. Tears Away - Faith Evans
2. I Like - Kut Klose
3. Customer - Raheem DeVaughn
4. Until The End of Time - Justin Timberlake
5. I Gotta Be - Jagged Edge
6. Easy Conversation - Jill Scott
7. Destiny - Myron
8. Beauty - Dru Hill
9. Late Night Rendezvous - Carl Thomas
10. In Love With You - Erykah Badu ft. Stephen Marley
11. Stars - Kindred The Family Soul
12. Someone To Love - Mint Condition

And if these aren’t enough love songs for you, check out the other podcasters participating in Cupid’s Hunt:

• anewLis - Cupid’s Hunt: Love Letter
• Anji Bee - The Chillcast - Cupid’s Hunt Valentine’s Special
• Calinative - Cupid’s Hunt - Love 1994
• DarrenKeith - My Love For Music - Cupid’s Hunt 2008
• DJ Diva - Cupid’s Hunt: Sexy Music by Sexy Men
• EJ Flavors - OSW: CH - Valentine’s Day, 2008
• Fave & Eve - Friday Favecast - Cupid’s Hunt Edition
• Fresh - Cupid’s Hunt Valentine’s Day 2008 - The Love Journey
• GrantLOVE - My Funny Valentine
• GrantLOVE - Would U Be Mine?
• KB - Cupid’s Hunt: What Is Love (KB’s Bleek Mix)
• luv Sels - Cupid’s Hunt - Love Is You
• Macedonia - One For Beth-A Valentine’s Day Blends Session
• TGrundy - RIBS TPTD: Cupid’s Hunt - Old School Slow Jams, Mix #1
• ToddKelley - Cupid’s Hunt Mix

*Updates throughout the day.

Since I’ve already thrown my hat into the podcasting ring, I decided to join the Cupid’s Hunt project. What is Cupid’s Hunt you might ask? Well, it’s a collaboration project of music podcasters and music fans in celebration of Valentine’s Day.

Everyone who’s participating will have a mix for download on Valentine’s Day. Some of the participants include TGrundy, EJ Flavors, Anewlis, Fave & Eve, DJ Diva, Fresh, as well as myself and many others. So pump up the volume on those speakers this Thursday!